1 00:00:00,875 --> 00:00:45,0831 The timing for this version was modified by (Ibrahim Qazi) 1 00:00:46,875 --> 00:00:50,083 Being a policeman Not what you see on TV. 2 00:00:50,167 --> 00:00:53,500 I never had to choose between Red and blue wires. 3 00:00:53,625 --> 00:00:58,875 I've never seen a police car face and reason Other cars catch fire. 4 00:00:58,958 --> 00:01:04,125 It was not necessary to jump over rooftops. I investigate crimes, track leads... 5 00:01:04,250 --> 00:01:10,167 ...and sitting in court. it's hard, Work hard, and you won't get rich. 6 00:01:10,208 --> 00:01:13,208 But I did it 28 years ago. 7 00:01:13,375 --> 00:01:17,875 I'm a detective, that's what I do. If you break the law... 8 00:01:18,042 --> 00:01:23,417 ...I will do everything I can to hunt you down And put you behind bars. 9 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:26,625 I won't say I succeed every time. 10 00:01:26,708 --> 00:01:30,958 But I'm trying to make sure of that If you do the crime, you will do the time. 11 00:01:31,083 --> 00:01:33,167 Any questions? 12 00:01:37,292 --> 00:01:41,708 Well, Detective Preston, Why don't you tell us about... 13 00:01:41,833 --> 00:01:44,917 ...The lighter side of police work? 14 00:01:45,250 --> 00:01:47,625 You know. Fun days. 15 00:01:49,417 --> 00:01:52,792 I chased him over three roofs You can't do this 16 00:01:52,875 --> 00:01:55,875 It's from the mayor. You're a loose cannon 17 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,000 A city block has been destroyed. - Shoot first. 18 00:01:59,083 --> 00:02:00,542 Should I read him his rights? 19 00:02:00,625 --> 00:02:07,000 You should call for backup. - My only backup is in the hospital bed. 20 00:02:10,500 --> 00:02:15,458 The doctor called five minutes ago. Jimmy didn't do that. 21 00:02:16,833 --> 00:02:18,917 Oh, my God. 22 00:02:23,625 --> 00:02:25,708 Oh God, no. 23 00:02:26,333 --> 00:02:28,375 no. 24 00:02:29,500 --> 00:02:32,708 He was talking about getting out. - It's hard. 25 00:02:32,792 --> 00:02:36,083 He was like a brother to me, Captain. 26 00:02:36,292 --> 00:02:40,208 Since we were kids, we've been partners. We used to hang out... 27 00:02:40,333 --> 00:02:44,000 ...and dream Being on the force together. 28 00:02:44,083 --> 00:02:47,417 This was the dream. Just two little Irish boys... 29 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:51,500 ...fighting, scrapping, Think about making a difference. 30 00:02:51,625 --> 00:02:53,750 God, I will miss him. 31 00:02:56,583 --> 00:03:00,250 I'm going to need your gun and your shield, Pete. 32 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:11,333 I may be out of strength, But I am not out of this situation. 33 00:03:11,417 --> 00:03:16,167 That's not in the script. - I finally threw it. 34 00:03:16,292 --> 00:03:20,625 I thought I should get the last line. - nailed it. 35 00:03:21,667 --> 00:03:24,250 Trey, it was great. Very believable. 36 00:03:24,333 --> 00:03:28,042 But I'm not married to that. -You can't fix perfection. 37 00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:30,042 We have imagination. 38 00:03:30,125 --> 00:03:32,000 to thank. We will contact you. 39 00:03:32,083 --> 00:03:34,583 You've got my phone number - Here. 40 00:03:34,708 --> 00:03:37,125 Move to tears. Good-bye. - Take care of yourself. 41 00:03:37,208 --> 00:03:39,417 And you, too. - Toilet on the left. 42 00:03:39,500 --> 00:03:43,667 Don't give up your daily work - Unless he acts. 43 00:03:48,250 --> 00:03:50,667 1L43, cleared from code 7. 44 00:03:50,917 --> 00:03:54,500 Ruger, 1L43. Hope you have a nice lunch. 45 00:04:48,042 --> 00:04:51,208 Getting ready to break the old score. 46 00:04:59,542 --> 00:05:01,833 I'll break my old record 47 00:05:06,875 --> 00:05:09,500 Now I get my grades in murder. 48 00:05:13,250 --> 00:05:16,042 Just break it. Got top 10 now. 49 00:05:16,167 --> 00:05:22,542 Anyone want to take a snowboard trip? - Way to lay down the law, Top Cop. 50 00:06:06,042 --> 00:06:08,542 How are you? - What do you do? 51 00:06:09,750 --> 00:06:15,875 Mitchie Mitch how you doing man? - This is a friend of mine. Rich young man. 52 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:19,667 How are you? - I'm fine. 53 00:06:26,667 --> 00:06:33,333 Ask for help, possible at 211 TV repair shop at 1st and Santee. 54 00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:35,833 Maxis Network Channel 3 chopper. 55 00:06:35,917 --> 00:06:42,542 We got a hit on the police scanner. Something is happening at 1st and Santee. 56 00:06:43,292 --> 00:06:46,583 This is Maxis Mobile One. We're on our way. 57 00:06:46,667 --> 00:06:49,375 Fast, fast left. 58 00:06:50,750 --> 00:06:52,833 All day long. 59 00:06:53,542 --> 00:06:58,292 We got two of the biggest spenders. - Don't get up on us. 60 00:07:09,250 --> 00:07:11,833 You all want to do something? 61 00:07:11,917 --> 00:07:16,542 Yes, we were wondering If you maybe throw in a free set. 62 00:07:16,625 --> 00:07:20,042 Two free sets One for him, one for me. 63 00:07:25,917 --> 00:07:28,042 What's in the bag? 64 00:07:28,458 --> 00:07:30,625 Let's do it. - Good. 65 00:07:54,208 --> 00:07:55,875 It's all here. 66 00:07:55,958 --> 00:07:57,875 Things are good? - Ready to go. 67 00:07:57,958 --> 00:08:00,500 Good. So show us yours. 68 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:05,833 Don't look, now. 69 00:08:09,292 --> 00:08:11,375 T oushdown. 70 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:22,125 Check the metal detector batteries. - How about that, re? 71 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:45,583 thirsty? 72 00:08:45,833 --> 00:08:47,917 Savior. 73 00:08:48,667 --> 00:08:51,958 That's some high quality shit 74 00:08:52,125 --> 00:08:54,958 Okay. So we're on, right? 75 00:09:01,292 --> 00:09:03,333 What the hell is this? 76 00:09:03,708 --> 00:09:07,167 What the hell is going on? - I am waiting. I am waiting. 77 00:09:07,292 --> 00:09:09,958 This some police shit? - What? 78 00:09:10,167 --> 00:09:15,292 You brought the police here? - Take it easy. 79 00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:19,417 Don't tell me to take it easy. - Don't tell me to shut up. 80 00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:22,625 You better calm your donkey down 81 00:09:22,708 --> 00:09:25,375 Stop pointing that shit at me. 82 00:09:26,542 --> 00:09:29,875 Put that away. Do you think it's a game? 83 00:09:31,375 --> 00:09:33,458 Put the gun away. 84 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:37,750 Look, he's gone. it's all over. Let's go. Let's go. 85 00:09:42,208 --> 00:09:45,542 Let's wrap it up. I don't want them to come back 86 00:09:45,667 --> 00:09:47,708 Okay. 87 00:09:49,875 --> 00:09:52,167 What the hell is going on? 88 00:09:53,417 --> 00:09:58,042 Shit, we're on channel 5. -I'll blow up these idiots. 89 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:29,208 What was that, bazooka? -You shot the wrong brother. 90 00:10:29,333 --> 00:10:34,167 You will find the man with the cannon. - Your hands behind your back. 91 00:10:34,250 --> 00:10:39,958 I'm calling Johnnie Cochran. You got his number you're going to fail. 92 00:10:40,208 --> 00:10:42,292 Well, Showtime. 93 00:10:44,875 --> 00:10:46,958 Stop, police. 94 00:10:58,708 --> 00:11:01,417 Okay, round two, baby 95 00:11:02,458 --> 00:11:05,250 Freeze. L.A.P.D. - Secret drugs. 96 00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:08,917 Drop it -We got an officer involved shooting. 97 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:14,625 Put your weapon down, now Now. lowest. 98 00:11:17,875 --> 00:11:19,958 Good job, officer 99 00:11:28,292 --> 00:11:34,333 Smile for the camera, Ice Trey. - Come back here. You are under arrest. 100 00:11:36,750 --> 00:11:40,833 Turn this shit around. Turn this shit around. 101 00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:52,792 Out of my way. police officer. 102 00:11:59,708 --> 00:12:01,792 Be careful, be careful, take care. 103 00:12:07,833 --> 00:12:10,333 Get this camera out of here 104 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,792 Are you okay? - He went through my chest. 105 00:12:19,875 --> 00:12:23,000 We need an R.A. lonliness. Stay away. - I'm staying. 106 00:12:23,083 --> 00:12:28,292 Get the damn camera here -I'm just doing my job. 107 00:12:28,417 --> 00:12:30,500 What do you do? 108 00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:33,458 Get a real job. 109 00:12:36,083 --> 00:12:40,250 Talk to us. Give us some information, something. 110 00:12:42,833 --> 00:12:46,292 Do you have a statement? -Don't break the police tape. 111 00:12:46,375 --> 00:12:49,708 We have the right... - To keep the other side. 112 00:12:49,792 --> 00:12:53,583 No you're the cop who got busted With his handcuffs? 113 00:12:53,667 --> 00:12:56,417 Think an officer doing his job is funny? 114 00:12:56,500 --> 00:13:00,833 Let's see how funny it is When I move this tape back 20 feet. 115 00:13:00,958 --> 00:13:03,958 He'll be a Bloopers classic. - Get B-roll. 116 00:13:04,042 --> 00:13:09,292 Come on tape, you get B-roll Who kicks your ass into the sunset. 117 00:13:09,375 --> 00:13:12,792 Detective Preston. -Detective Preston. 118 00:13:14,125 --> 00:13:19,208 Why did you shoot the camera? -Are you a loose cannon? 119 00:13:22,292 --> 00:13:24,375 What happened? 120 00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:31,917 Give me everything you have Brad? 121 00:13:31,958 --> 00:13:33,458 Hello, Chase. Go. 122 00:13:33,542 --> 00:13:37,667 I have the offer to withdraw yours Network of toilet steps. 123 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:42,208 Can you carry out public executions? - Mitch Preston is dead. 124 00:13:42,708 --> 00:13:47,333 You know I don't read. - Look at the pictures. that I. 125 00:13:49,542 --> 00:13:50,917 what was that 126 00:13:51,042 --> 00:13:54,208 “Detective Preston Destroys the Maxis TV camera. 127 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:57,458 This is ours. - “Rogue Cop down camera.” 128 00:13:57,542 --> 00:13:59,208 We can file a lawsuit. - exactly. 129 00:13:59,333 --> 00:14:03,667 It's Dirty Harry, it's real And we got it by the balls. 130 00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:07,792 I see where you're going with this. Show reality. 131 00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:10,917 How is it different from the police? - Did you see? 132 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,000 He's a modern-day cowboy. 133 00:14:13,125 --> 00:14:17,417 He's hot, he's volatile and he's a bad boy And women love bad boys. 134 00:14:17,542 --> 00:14:20,875 He can check me up - Would you like to get frisked? 135 00:14:20,958 --> 00:14:24,500 Brad, focus. We want to see that again In slow motion? 136 00:14:24,583 --> 00:14:27,042 I get the point. Shit. - What? 137 00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:31,625 I was offered the A-Team lunch box. - Okay, Brad. 138 00:14:31,708 --> 00:14:37,042 So we have this Mitch Preston? -We are with him 24 hours a day. 139 00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:42,250 Because it will blow up again, And when he does, we'll be there. 140 00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:45,250 If he makes a lot of arrests, gets an award? 141 00:14:45,375 --> 00:14:47,833 Who gets the award? -This is not a game show. 142 00:14:47,958 --> 00:14:53,000 This is one man alone Kicking ass and taking names. 143 00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:58,708 Can we give him a partner? -It's a good idea. 144 00:14:58,792 --> 00:15:03,917 We'll give him the funny minority type. -This will get the NAACP off my back. 145 00:15:04,042 --> 00:15:07,250 Or is it NCAA? -Do we have an agreement? 146 00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:09,833 Well, go make the pilot. - No, Brad. 147 00:15:09,917 --> 00:15:13,125 This guy is not a pilot, he is a serial 148 00:15:13,208 --> 00:15:16,917 Trust me. I'll hold my entire reputation on that 149 00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:22,625 What reputation? Still get shit To falsify the flammable Pyamama story. 150 00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:25,667 You can't tell me that wasn't good television. 151 00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:30,625 Are you in or out? I am accusative That's on Fox in a half hour. 152 00:15:30,708 --> 00:15:34,375 I'll give a six-ring commitment. - Yes, actually. 153 00:15:34,417 --> 00:15:39,708 But if all the pit stop in Crispy Karim, I'm pulling the plug... 154 00:15:39,792 --> 00:15:43,542 ...and you're out of a job. -We'll all be out of work. 155 00:15:43,625 --> 00:15:48,292 What do they teach you in China? Let's go. Bring it. 156 00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:50,792 You shook. - We're screwed. 157 00:15:50,792 --> 00:15:55,125 We know nothing about these shows. -There are rules. 158 00:15:55,208 --> 00:15:59,167 Contact L.A.P.D. And obtain approvals. And find a photographer. 159 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:02,750 Is Julio coming out? - I'll call the hospital. 160 00:16:02,833 --> 00:16:08,333 What if Dirty Harry said no? - Everyone wants to be on TV. 161 00:16:15,167 --> 00:16:20,167 10-36. Looks like stolen handcuffs It was an inside job 162 00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:22,750 This is very funny, guys. 163 00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,750 Very funny. Very well written. 164 00:16:32,708 --> 00:16:36,000 what are you reading, Jenny Craig Newspaper? 165 00:16:36,083 --> 00:16:40,083 For your information, my friend, A lot of this is muscle. 166 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:44,292 It's a flyer for some new ones Reality TV show 167 00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:54,833 I got to be a part of this. -I thought you wanted to be a detective. 168 00:16:54,958 --> 00:16:57,958 I am a policeman and I am a professional actor. 169 00:16:58,042 --> 00:17:03,458 Your career consists of a few lines In an episode of "Diagnosing Murder." 170 00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:07,708 All I need is the right part And I'm going to get a big break. 171 00:17:07,792 --> 00:17:11,917 I know what the old Sam Jackson was like When did he get his break? It was 42. 172 00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:16,708 Well, but it happened, oh my God, What is this thing called? T alent. 173 00:17:16,792 --> 00:17:21,083 I'm talented, no, I'm not Sam Jackson But I'm talented 174 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:25,833 Your life partner will be Mitch Preston. We know who's going to be wearing handcuffs over there. 175 00:17:25,958 --> 00:17:27,875 Is the other lead nailed? 176 00:17:27,958 --> 00:17:31,708 It's front page news. Everyone is talking about him. 177 00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:35,250 I was blowing his old ass off the screen Every night. 178 00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:37,708 Are you crazy? Mitch Preston, please. 179 00:17:37,833 --> 00:17:42,333 I said, "Do you want to take your feet?" Out of office? 180 00:17:42,833 --> 00:17:45,917 Get your feet off the desk. Where is Lazy Boy? 181 00:17:46,083 --> 00:17:50,458 My client takes the fifth. He's the victim here. 182 00:17:50,792 --> 00:17:55,375 You got yourself an expensive lawyer. Had to sell a lot of TVs for that. 183 00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:59,042 Who pays? - This is the privileged information. 184 00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:02,333 The captain needs to see you When you finish. 185 00:18:02,417 --> 00:18:06,542 He did it. Come on, ReRun. This interview is over 186 00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:10,667 We don't talk, we walk. - Until now. 187 00:18:12,833 --> 00:18:18,833 Do you want me to start photographing? - Yes, everything you see. at best. 188 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,667 Oh, my God. 189 00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:24,250 This place is so sad. It looks like a grave. 190 00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:26,458 Well, you want reality. 191 00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:30,167 We need real change. This is hideous 192 00:18:30,625 --> 00:18:35,500 I don't do that Let them follow someone else. 193 00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:39,625 They don't want anyone else. You are the man of the hour. 194 00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:44,250 All I did was shoot a video camera. -You made us look like savages. 195 00:18:44,375 --> 00:18:47,542 The network is suing for $10 million. - What? 196 00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:51,500 They said you could be killed Their photographer. 197 00:18:51,583 --> 00:18:54,333 Maybe I should have killed him 198 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:59,917 The president has already cut the deal. Do the show and drop the lawsuit. 199 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,167 What? This is blackmail. They can't do that. 200 00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:07,750 We need good PR. Community relations in the toilet. 201 00:19:07,833 --> 00:19:12,667 You are the best detective we have ever come across. -So, what about this big weapon? 202 00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:17,917 Am I supposed to let them follow me? About while I'm tracking the weapon? 203 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:22,542 Look, I did an episode of The Police once. - You did an episode of the police? 204 00:19:22,667 --> 00:19:25,833 I forgot the camera was there. 205 00:19:25,833 --> 00:19:31,417 This is real work. I'm not an actor -No one says you can't work. 206 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:37,250 But you failed and now You have to play ball. End of story. 207 00:19:38,167 --> 00:19:42,958 You will be reporting to the show's producer, Chase Renzi. 208 00:19:43,042 --> 00:19:46,000 Chase Renzi? Is this a real name? 209 00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:50,333 I will not take orders from some coked-out hollywood dickhead. 210 00:19:50,417 --> 00:19:53,250 Not in millions of years. This I will not do 211 00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:57,250 that's good, Because she doesn't have a dick. 212 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:03,125 Check her out yourself. It's out there, waiting for you. 213 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,208 Good. Looks better than I thought. 214 00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:17,375 We gotta bring color, some light. Do you think these windows move? 215 00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:20,083 Detective Preston, hello. 216 00:20:20,167 --> 00:20:23,333 I can see you are busy. We'll talk tomorrow. 217 00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:25,333 He's not very friendly. 218 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:29,917 Find out where he eats. Make a reservation for two years. 219 00:20:40,292 --> 00:20:43,250 Here you go, cover boy. - to thank. 220 00:20:44,458 --> 00:20:48,667 Detective Preston, Chase Renzi. Nice to meet you. 221 00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:52,958 How are you? - Good. I see you have already asked. 222 00:20:53,042 --> 00:20:56,750 Make it quick, I have work to do. - What can I get you? 223 00:20:56,875 --> 00:21:01,042 Like him. cheese, rare, Fries and Coca-Cola. 224 00:21:01,125 --> 00:21:03,208 diet? - Regular. 225 00:21:05,792 --> 00:21:09,750 So, Detective Preston... Can I call you Mitch? 226 00:21:10,542 --> 00:21:14,208 Why don't I just fire? Some basic questions... 227 00:21:14,292 --> 00:21:18,917 ...and find out what makes you tick. - I don't tick. 228 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:22,917 Sure you do. Everyone knocks. - Not me. 229 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,583 tell me about yourself. You have a girlfriend, wife? 230 00:21:27,667 --> 00:21:30,125 Ex-wife. - Ex-wife. 231 00:21:30,292 --> 00:21:32,542 Was the divorce painful? 232 00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:37,625 I'm only asking because I was divorced, I know it can be difficult. 233 00:21:37,708 --> 00:21:39,542 I mean, did you drink? 234 00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:44,458 Lady, I'm here because my captain Made me. I had no choice. 235 00:21:44,542 --> 00:21:48,375 I have no interest in you, Your questions or offer. 236 00:21:48,458 --> 00:21:52,917 Not only do I understand Your resistance, I appreciate it. 237 00:21:53,042 --> 00:21:54,833 Are you? Good. 238 00:21:54,958 --> 00:22:00,417 I'm not into making the same shit A cop show we've seen a million times. 239 00:22:00,542 --> 00:22:05,250 That's why I think if we're being honest And open with each other... 240 00:22:05,375 --> 00:22:09,167 ... We can do something very special here. 241 00:22:09,208 --> 00:22:11,958 I don't know what you're talking about 242 00:22:12,042 --> 00:22:15,875 I'm talking the truth, Mitch. - There you are. 243 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,417 Let the world discover Who you really are. 244 00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:23,958 You're looking for a loose cannon, Cop on the Edge Serpico bullshit. 245 00:22:24,042 --> 00:22:27,667 I'm telling you, You are wasting your time 246 00:22:28,667 --> 00:22:30,750 See that anger, Mitch? 247 00:22:31,167 --> 00:22:33,333 It works for you. 248 00:22:33,542 --> 00:22:37,042 The audience will connect Yet in a major way. 249 00:22:37,125 --> 00:22:39,250 I'm out of here. 250 00:22:39,375 --> 00:22:43,542 I will call you later To discuss your new partner. 251 00:22:44,542 --> 00:22:46,917 Want that in your dog bag? 252 00:22:48,417 --> 00:22:52,125 no. Thanks anyway. It was delicious. 253 00:22:56,375 --> 00:23:00,292 How did it go? Is it severe? -I need Cherry Tums, quick. 254 00:23:00,417 --> 00:23:05,667 Is he excited about the show? - It might be harder than you thought. 255 00:23:05,792 --> 00:23:08,167 Hey. -You son of a bitch. 256 00:23:13,583 --> 00:23:15,667 freeze. L.A.P.D. 257 00:23:24,417 --> 00:23:27,250 I am waiting. I am waiting. 258 00:23:43,208 --> 00:23:47,042 Bad idea. I only have two things Bigger than my mouth. 259 00:23:47,125 --> 00:23:50,292 One of them pointed at your head. 260 00:23:51,583 --> 00:23:56,417 Want to do this the hard way? - I'll stick, pig. 261 00:24:08,458 --> 00:24:12,417 Okay, officer. You are so kind to me. -You're damn right. 262 00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:17,833 If your kids want to know who put... Slap on you, my badge is 38723. 263 00:24:17,917 --> 00:24:21,750 I go by the name Tree Cellars, The policeman. 264 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:36,583 I think this is for you, ma'am. -Chase Renzi. That was unbelievable. 265 00:24:36,667 --> 00:24:40,958 Just doing my job, like a badge He says, protect and serve. 266 00:24:41,083 --> 00:24:44,833 Get that psycho off me. - What's with the Superfly shit? 267 00:24:44,917 --> 00:24:48,500 Got the situation at hand. - Topshop, how are you? 268 00:24:48,583 --> 00:24:50,250 This is my collar. 269 00:24:50,333 --> 00:24:53,292 Do not leave a suspect who is not restrained. 270 00:24:53,417 --> 00:24:56,292 He could have had a gun. - Nobody got a gun. 271 00:24:56,417 --> 00:25:00,583 Trey, I think you broke a rib. Tell him to take the handcuffs out 272 00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:03,500 I told you I can't do handcuffs. 273 00:25:03,542 --> 00:25:06,625 calm. You have the right to remain silent. 274 00:25:06,750 --> 00:25:08,833 know each other? - no. 275 00:25:08,917 --> 00:25:12,000 I've never seen him before. Just another criminal. 276 00:25:12,125 --> 00:25:16,417 prattle. We took the stage of the fighting stage Together last fall. 277 00:25:16,542 --> 00:25:17,917 Nice try, pal. 278 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,708 He's just trying to weasel His way out of crime. 279 00:25:21,833 --> 00:25:25,500 This is what he does. - It seems like a real danger. 280 00:25:25,583 --> 00:25:27,083 Who wants to explain? 281 00:25:27,167 --> 00:25:31,625 Trey said he'd give me $50 if I would He grabbed the lady's wallet and ran. 282 00:25:31,708 --> 00:25:34,875 He had his car towed to the police. Jump out... 283 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:38,250 ...chasing me fence, Hit me, kick me... 284 00:25:38,333 --> 00:25:40,792 Okay okay. Good. 285 00:25:41,375 --> 00:25:45,292 I set everything up. It was a great setup. 286 00:25:46,417 --> 00:25:49,625 I set it up to make it look like you... 287 00:25:49,750 --> 00:25:53,500 I was training for this part. - Which part? 288 00:25:53,583 --> 00:25:56,250 Your partner. We conduct interviews. 289 00:25:56,375 --> 00:25:58,333 This won't be a moron. 290 00:25:58,417 --> 00:26:02,250 I must inform you To impersonate a policeman. 291 00:26:02,875 --> 00:26:07,167 Put a lock on this shit. Why do you take everything so seriously? 292 00:26:07,292 --> 00:26:10,333 You must protect No crime management. 293 00:26:10,417 --> 00:26:12,917 Someone could have been hurt. - gay. 294 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,417 I'm learning from a man Who shot a news camera? 295 00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:20,583 I got the part already. I'm just trying to chop it up 296 00:26:20,708 --> 00:26:25,083 This is what you usually do at work. - Better watch your mouth. 297 00:26:25,208 --> 00:26:29,583 what will you do, Wrap me in caution tape? 298 00:26:30,042 --> 00:26:33,500 No, I won't put you down On the caution tape. 299 00:26:33,667 --> 00:26:40,208 But I'll tell you, you punk, I might screw up Your ass up and down in the parking lot. 300 00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:44,125 Work on your Starsky and Hutch Routine on your own time. 301 00:26:44,250 --> 00:26:47,792 You better walk I was getting ready to slap you 302 00:26:47,917 --> 00:26:50,542 It's a disgrace. -Will you work with him? 303 00:26:50,625 --> 00:26:52,833 Never in a million years. 304 00:26:56,208 --> 00:26:59,917 I think we have good chemistry. - Installation. 305 00:27:00,083 --> 00:27:02,583 Really wonderful. - Is that true? 306 00:27:03,958 --> 00:27:05,750 Thank you all. Good. 307 00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:09,792 The guy is a joke. There's no way I'm going to work with him. 308 00:27:09,833 --> 00:27:13,208 I don't want to hear that Shit, come on. 309 00:27:15,542 --> 00:27:17,667 to thank. 310 00:27:18,583 --> 00:27:21,958 You do this this is an order. 311 00:27:23,500 --> 00:27:26,500 He suffered in the jaws, he struggled. 312 00:27:27,417 --> 00:27:31,500 You will never see brothers Messing around without sharks. 313 00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:33,667 never. 314 00:27:38,917 --> 00:27:41,000 Welcome? 315 00:27:42,125 --> 00:27:46,125 I saw you on TV, Shooting in the neighborhood. 316 00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:52,833 What's going on, Vargas? I was trying to call you, dog. 317 00:27:52,958 --> 00:27:54,042 Oh yes? 318 00:27:54,167 --> 00:27:57,875 Got cell phones, call waiting, Email, voicemail... 319 00:27:57,958 --> 00:28:01,000 ...And I did not hear una chingada From you. 320 00:28:01,083 --> 00:28:02,917 Not like that, dog. 321 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:06,917 I lay it all down Die she got crazy. 322 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:10,125 And did you say you can use my gun? 323 00:28:10,125 --> 00:28:13,125 You know, Lazy Boy, I trusted you. 324 00:28:13,458 --> 00:28:15,500 And you left me. 325 00:28:15,583 --> 00:28:19,333 And now it's laid out My entire shipment is at risk. 326 00:28:19,792 --> 00:28:23,333 You used this weapon without my permission 327 00:28:25,333 --> 00:28:30,500 We don't want that In the wrong hands, are we now? 328 00:28:32,333 --> 00:28:37,750 No, I was just borrowing it. Just test it, you know? 329 00:28:39,375 --> 00:28:44,375 How did it work? - Really good. I got it here. 330 00:28:49,250 --> 00:28:51,375 So we're cool, right? 331 00:28:54,375 --> 00:28:56,917 indeed. We are fine. -I'm sorry for... 332 00:28:57,042 --> 00:29:01,625 Don't worry we're cool, lazy boy. Good? 333 00:29:01,875 --> 00:29:03,667 We are cool. - Good. 334 00:29:03,792 --> 00:29:07,458 You two are nice, good night, okay? 335 00:29:07,667 --> 00:29:09,750 Good. 336 00:29:18,042 --> 00:29:20,958 What the hell is that all about? 337 00:29:24,875 --> 00:29:26,958 what the hell? 338 00:29:30,375 --> 00:29:34,125 What is this? -Stop playing that shit, man. 339 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,167 Get down. 340 00:30:26,167 --> 00:30:28,250 freeze. L.A.P.D. 341 00:30:31,542 --> 00:30:32,875 What do I do? 342 00:30:32,958 --> 00:30:35,083 Cut, cut, cut, cut. He cuts. 343 00:30:36,417 --> 00:30:38,500 Let's do it again. 344 00:30:38,708 --> 00:30:40,792 freeze. L.A.P.D. 345 00:30:41,833 --> 00:30:43,417 How does he do it? 346 00:30:43,542 --> 00:30:47,792 I put my fool on Freeze. L.A.P.D. This shit is right. 347 00:30:47,875 --> 00:30:49,125 ready? 348 00:30:49,250 --> 00:30:52,000 Patrolling your area on Friday... 349 00:30:52,125 --> 00:30:54,625 Friday night at 8. Eight. 350 00:30:55,042 --> 00:30:57,250 Patrolling every Friday at 8 o'clock. 351 00:30:57,333 --> 00:30:59,792 Yes, good, and be happy. 352 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,167 Why should I? I'm patrolling 353 00:31:02,292 --> 00:31:05,708 You're glad you're patrolling 354 00:31:05,833 --> 00:31:07,500 Keep her safe, Mitch. 355 00:31:07,625 --> 00:31:10,208 Patrolling every Friday night. 356 00:31:10,333 --> 00:31:12,458 Every Friday night at 8. 357 00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:20,250 This guy is the worst actor I've ever seen. 358 00:31:22,417 --> 00:31:25,708 Get out. - Wait a minute, hold it, cut it, cut it. 359 00:31:25,833 --> 00:31:29,750 Mitch, you just can't Toss the photographer aside. 360 00:31:29,792 --> 00:31:34,875 Give me a plate, I'll show you How a TV cop comes through the door. 361 00:31:34,958 --> 00:31:37,542 Doors fly open. 362 00:31:37,750 --> 00:31:41,333 They fly open. You burst I scanned the room. 363 00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:46,042 You do the role, throw yourself around. And now. You are appointed and... 364 00:31:46,167 --> 00:31:49,250 But don't turn your head Too far from the camera. 365 00:31:49,333 --> 00:31:54,250 That little lady is your lover. No Respect her, she will not respect you. 366 00:31:54,375 --> 00:31:57,625 Always know where she is. - She's on my way. 367 00:31:57,792 --> 00:32:01,000 What's wrong with you? You'll get tips from T.J. whore. 368 00:32:01,125 --> 00:32:04,583 It is the most appreciated offer In history. 369 00:32:04,708 --> 00:32:08,500 No one came through the door like you. - Thank you very much. 370 00:32:08,583 --> 00:32:12,250 This guy is not a detective. - I play a detective. 371 00:32:12,375 --> 00:32:15,125 I play a detective. - Okay, guys. 372 00:32:15,208 --> 00:32:17,833 I play a detective. - Good. 373 00:32:17,917 --> 00:32:20,583 Let's go do some hood jumping. 374 00:32:21,208 --> 00:32:22,292 What is this? 375 00:32:22,375 --> 00:32:27,042 What do you think? We jump over the hoods. -Something you know. 376 00:32:27,125 --> 00:32:29,000 freeze. 377 00:32:29,083 --> 00:32:34,125 That was great, Trey. beautiful. This was really cool. 378 00:32:34,333 --> 00:32:39,667 Okay, Mitch. Come here. - I don't go on the hood. 379 00:32:39,708 --> 00:32:41,833 What do you mean? - Forget it. 380 00:32:41,958 --> 00:32:46,375 It entertained viewers everywhere In the 1980s, jumping on the hoods of cars. 381 00:32:46,458 --> 00:32:50,875 One of a TV cop's greatest weapons. I'll show you. 382 00:32:51,125 --> 00:32:56,542 You should stop them, see? halt. And you throw your body. halt. 383 00:32:59,542 --> 00:33:01,625 Are you okay, TJ? 384 00:33:07,167 --> 00:33:08,375 Go ahead. 385 00:33:08,458 --> 00:33:10,083 Who stole the money? 386 00:33:10,250 --> 00:33:11,708 Deep in thought. 387 00:33:11,792 --> 00:33:15,625 Now arch the eyebrows, Ever so little. 388 00:33:16,333 --> 00:33:18,667 And Hooker solves another case. 389 00:33:18,750 --> 00:33:23,167 Good? Well, hey, I tried it. Go! ready? 390 00:33:23,250 --> 00:33:26,542 Check now. Lift. ready? - indeed. 391 00:33:26,667 --> 00:33:28,958 See, who stole the money? 392 00:33:29,292 --> 00:33:34,333 Good. You nailed it, take it first. Give me five. That was good. 393 00:33:34,417 --> 00:33:38,167 Okay, Mitch. Come on, show me some magic. 394 00:33:38,417 --> 00:33:40,917 Mitch, who stole the money? 395 00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:45,458 Look at that, Trey. look. 396 00:33:45,542 --> 00:33:48,833 Look at the anger in his eyes. Look at that. 397 00:33:48,958 --> 00:33:54,000 See that slight squint says, “Hey, I'm Mitch. I'm the guy.” 398 00:33:54,125 --> 00:33:56,583 Don't mess with me. 399 00:33:57,167 --> 00:33:59,708 Okay. Let's taste some medicine. 400 00:33:59,708 --> 00:34:03,417 Hooker got the bag Of white powder in his hand. 401 00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:06,542 Spears open with pocketknife. 402 00:34:07,417 --> 00:34:09,750 He takes the little pinky... 403 00:34:09,958 --> 00:34:12,042 ...in powder. 404 00:34:12,583 --> 00:34:16,542 And he touches her, Gently, on his tongue. 405 00:34:18,208 --> 00:34:20,125 Watch the eyebrows. 406 00:34:20,208 --> 00:34:22,583 Hooker knows it's cocaine. 407 00:34:23,250 --> 00:34:25,292 What if it was cyanide? 408 00:34:28,958 --> 00:34:34,083 Hello? Wait. There is a reason Real cops don't taste drugs, Bill. 409 00:34:34,167 --> 00:34:36,000 It's never cyanide. 410 00:34:36,125 --> 00:34:38,667 Show me the thing with your eyebrows. 411 00:34:38,750 --> 00:34:41,292 Okay, I'm on my way. -It's difficult. 412 00:34:41,417 --> 00:34:45,750 Where are you going? - I gotta wash this shit out of my hair. 413 00:34:45,833 --> 00:34:50,208 We have some action? We have some action, finally. 414 00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:03,250 Beep, whistle. - Hey, Mitch. 415 00:35:03,375 --> 00:35:06,625 What would you do to my car? - We added small cameras. 416 00:35:06,708 --> 00:35:11,250 In the steering wheel, glove compartment And crook cam in the back. 417 00:35:11,417 --> 00:35:14,125 Let us think they are not there - Pretending. 418 00:35:14,250 --> 00:35:19,167 see? You're already stuck -We'll be right behind you in the truck. 419 00:35:19,292 --> 00:35:21,792 You'll be behind me? 420 00:35:30,042 --> 00:35:31,333 What do you do? 421 00:35:31,458 --> 00:35:35,750 I'm working on the case. I am your partner We are together. 422 00:35:36,333 --> 00:35:38,625 incredible. 423 00:35:39,667 --> 00:35:41,583 What is the average face? 424 00:35:41,667 --> 00:35:43,750 I listen. Don't talk, listen 425 00:35:43,875 --> 00:35:47,417 There are some things I have to tell you. 426 00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:51,875 First of all, you need to know I've got your back covered... 427 00:35:51,958 --> 00:35:54,750 ...and I should know you've got you covered. 428 00:35:54,833 --> 00:35:56,083 no doubt. 429 00:35:56,167 --> 00:36:01,542 When we are at work you The only person I can count on. 430 00:36:01,583 --> 00:36:04,875 Not friends, family, Not anyone, just you 431 00:36:04,958 --> 00:36:06,000 Did you get this? 432 00:36:06,125 --> 00:36:09,208 This is important. There is no other way. 433 00:36:09,292 --> 00:36:12,083 And it has to start now 434 00:36:14,458 --> 00:36:18,917 You know, since I was eight years old, I wanted to be a cop. 435 00:36:18,958 --> 00:36:22,292 I wanted to be on the force Like Uncle Reggie. 436 00:36:22,375 --> 00:36:26,208 He was the first in the family On strength. Big muscles. 437 00:36:26,333 --> 00:36:28,000 Uncle Reggie. 438 00:36:28,083 --> 00:36:31,500 He used to let me ride In the squad car with him. 439 00:36:31,583 --> 00:36:34,625 Once he let me play with the sirens. Since then... 440 00:36:34,750 --> 00:36:37,250 ...I knew I was going to be a cop. 441 00:36:37,333 --> 00:36:39,417 Uncle Reggie. 442 00:36:39,792 --> 00:36:41,667 indeed. 443 00:36:41,750 --> 00:36:43,833 My uncle... 444 00:36:46,375 --> 00:36:49,333 Uncle Reggie passed away two years ago. 445 00:36:49,417 --> 00:36:52,833 He was caught in the line of fire. 446 00:36:53,333 --> 00:36:57,333 It didn't slow me down. I remember how he set me on my way. 447 00:36:57,500 --> 00:37:01,667 He's looking at me From a large area in the sky. 448 00:37:01,792 --> 00:37:07,875 He thinks, 'I did all right, You see. You've done it before me. 449 00:37:10,333 --> 00:37:13,250 What does that have to do with anything? 450 00:37:13,375 --> 00:37:17,542 I got a letter, so I get a letter. - This was not what he said. 451 00:37:17,625 --> 00:37:20,500 This is “I am your partner”. This was a letter. 452 00:37:20,583 --> 00:37:24,250 I burned 90 seconds of air. This was a letter. 453 00:37:24,333 --> 00:37:28,542 When we get to the crime scene, Stay out of my way. 454 00:37:28,625 --> 00:37:31,792 This is not cinnamon This is real. 455 00:37:38,292 --> 00:37:41,292 Get the camera out of here - Hey, watch it. 456 00:37:41,375 --> 00:37:44,000 Julio should shoot this is the show. 457 00:37:44,083 --> 00:37:46,625 Jerry Springer did. 458 00:37:46,792 --> 00:37:49,917 This is correct. Everything you need, I'm there. 459 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:55,292 If you get hit, stabbed, it's cold. whatever. I'm getting good shots. 460 00:37:55,375 --> 00:37:58,958 Just remember three words: Go to Trey. 461 00:37:59,125 --> 00:38:00,417 I see you. Julio 462 00:38:00,500 --> 00:38:03,750 You worked at Springer? -Springer, Girls Gone Wild. 463 00:38:03,875 --> 00:38:06,958 Get this camera out of here Who's in the bag? 464 00:38:07,042 --> 00:38:08,417 We don't know yet. 465 00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:11,708 Who killed him didn't care For open funds. 466 00:38:11,833 --> 00:38:13,875 I'm thinking what am I thinking? 467 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,083 I seriously doubt it. 468 00:38:16,583 --> 00:38:20,083 I'm thinking there's dirty Policemen on the streets... 469 00:38:20,208 --> 00:38:23,792 ...cleaning the streets On their terms, partner. 470 00:38:23,875 --> 00:38:27,625 This is payment for a drug deal gone sour. 471 00:38:27,625 --> 00:38:30,167 Whoever this guy is is working hard. 472 00:38:30,292 --> 00:38:34,042 Even better. This is a bad person Retribution scenario. 473 00:38:34,125 --> 00:38:37,458 Good thinking, partner. Good thinking. 474 00:38:39,458 --> 00:38:43,208 I think I can identify one of the victims. 475 00:38:45,167 --> 00:38:48,875 These are 12 caliber, armor-piercing Uranium shells. 476 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,625 Charlie. - Hey, Mitchell. 477 00:38:50,750 --> 00:38:54,583 I found explosives and incendiaries Scattered tours. 478 00:38:54,708 --> 00:38:58,125 The same gun that puts the holes In the TV repair shop. 479 00:38:58,208 --> 00:39:02,958 It seems to be manual, automatic, With interchangeable magazines. 480 00:39:03,083 --> 00:39:05,917 Technically, this weapon does not exist. 481 00:39:06,042 --> 00:39:09,958 What do you mean? -This rifle is like a 50-foot shark. 482 00:39:10,083 --> 00:39:11,583 Speak in English. 483 00:39:11,667 --> 00:39:15,125 it's there, But no one has ever seen him 484 00:39:15,208 --> 00:39:17,417 Any idea who made it? 485 00:39:18,417 --> 00:39:23,292 It's a custom mission my guess is, It's outside Eastern Europe. 486 00:39:23,417 --> 00:39:27,625 Thanks Charlie. Keep your eyes open. - She challenges. 487 00:39:32,125 --> 00:39:34,458 What do you do? - Take it easy. 488 00:39:34,583 --> 00:39:39,583 You're not supposed to touch. - I didn't turn it around. 489 00:39:39,667 --> 00:39:42,583 Let me know when you touch... - Not on me... 490 00:39:42,667 --> 00:39:46,333 What's going on here? -It contaminates the crime scene. 491 00:39:46,417 --> 00:39:49,208 I'm doing a sweep of the area. 492 00:39:49,417 --> 00:39:54,542 You never know where the key is Little clues may be hiding. 493 00:39:54,667 --> 00:39:56,833 Like this, for example. 494 00:39:56,875 --> 00:40:01,667 Has anyone thought about pulling some publications Who is this water bottle? 495 00:40:01,750 --> 00:40:04,083 Can I get an evidence bag? 496 00:40:04,167 --> 00:40:08,333 Put out my water. I didn't finish drinking it 497 00:40:09,625 --> 00:40:11,542 This is an honest mistake. 498 00:40:11,667 --> 00:40:16,875 You have your own water among the possibilities The evidence so I think it was... 499 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:20,542 Hey, T.J. , go solve the case somewhere else. 500 00:40:20,625 --> 00:40:22,750 Don't give me orders, I am your partner 501 00:40:22,833 --> 00:40:25,500 No you're not, I partner with the real police. 502 00:40:25,625 --> 00:40:28,833 Get me a copy of this report. - Okay, Mitch. 503 00:40:28,958 --> 00:40:32,542 Well, I'm your partner So you better accept it. 504 00:40:32,667 --> 00:40:34,750 I am your partner 505 00:40:36,792 --> 00:40:41,917 It won't open. You know how difficult it is Is it working with someone like that? 506 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:47,375 I know. It was a lot of Mitch More resistant than I had hoped. 507 00:40:47,458 --> 00:40:51,417 I think you and Mitch Need some bonding time. 508 00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:53,250 You are right. We do. 509 00:40:53,375 --> 00:40:58,542 We need some qt time together. Two guys hanging out, having some beers. 510 00:40:58,625 --> 00:41:02,292 I'll call to see if he wants to go out or not. 511 00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:05,833 Let's not invite him. Let's just go. 512 00:41:06,167 --> 00:41:08,625 Just show? - Surprise him. 513 00:41:11,083 --> 00:41:12,917 What do you do? 514 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,792 How difficult it is to say, “Hi, Trey, nice to see you”? 515 00:41:16,875 --> 00:41:19,250 Hello, Trey. what are you doing here? 516 00:41:19,375 --> 00:41:22,542 We got off on the wrong foot. I have some food 517 00:41:22,667 --> 00:41:25,750 We can eat food and support a little. 518 00:41:26,167 --> 00:41:28,250 Bail? - indeed. 519 00:41:28,292 --> 00:41:30,583 How do you get my address? 520 00:41:31,417 --> 00:41:33,958 Hi, Mitch. - Oh shit. 521 00:41:34,208 --> 00:41:36,000 indeed. -I gave it to him. 522 00:41:36,083 --> 00:41:39,625 Will you invite us in? Don't be rude - Do I have to? 523 00:41:39,792 --> 00:41:43,375 She took us out into the hall Like Jehovah's Witnesses. 524 00:41:43,458 --> 00:41:46,292 I have to see where the star cop lives. 525 00:41:46,375 --> 00:41:48,458 Come on, Mitch 526 00:41:49,542 --> 00:41:52,500 Oh my God. - Mitch 527 00:41:55,375 --> 00:41:56,833 Nice. 528 00:41:56,958 --> 00:42:01,167 I got a little smell of it. Not a stinky smell, a strange smell. 529 00:42:01,292 --> 00:42:02,583 What is this smell? 530 00:42:02,708 --> 00:42:05,375 Is this here your actual living area? 531 00:42:05,458 --> 00:42:11,125 This is my Batcave. Tunnel The garage leads to my mansion. 532 00:42:13,333 --> 00:42:15,292 What's the problem? 533 00:42:15,417 --> 00:42:20,292 Research tells us cops friends Living in distinctive visual places. 534 00:42:20,417 --> 00:42:26,208 Like a trailer on the beach or Loft in the city centre. That kind of thing. 535 00:42:26,250 --> 00:42:30,167 Your research shows, huh? Where does he live? 536 00:42:30,250 --> 00:42:33,292 Rent a guest house from a producer. 537 00:42:33,417 --> 00:42:36,375 Kind of gives off a magnum vibe. - completely. 538 00:42:36,458 --> 00:42:40,708 Unique. You know what, Mitch? We can make this work. 539 00:42:40,833 --> 00:42:43,500 Did crack make this cup? 540 00:42:44,250 --> 00:42:48,708 It's not visually exciting enough? - No, it's just... 541 00:42:48,833 --> 00:42:54,083 The goal is to let the audience know In all aspects of your life. 542 00:42:54,208 --> 00:42:59,250 They want to spend time somewhere That speaks to your personality. 543 00:42:59,375 --> 00:43:02,375 This doesn't speak to my personality. 544 00:43:02,542 --> 00:43:06,958 Mitch, I think you need some time Away from work. 545 00:43:07,083 --> 00:43:10,083 I just found a cracker shop. 546 00:43:10,375 --> 00:43:12,125 Hey, don't go there. 547 00:43:12,208 --> 00:43:15,250 This is what smells everywhere. 548 00:43:15,375 --> 00:43:18,625 Wow, pottery studio. 549 00:43:18,875 --> 00:43:22,375 You are full of surprises. How long have you been doing this? 550 00:43:22,458 --> 00:43:26,792 Six years, give or take. - I really got a knack for it. 551 00:43:26,917 --> 00:43:29,875 This room is off limits. It's not for show. 552 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,292 Okay, Mitch. 553 00:43:32,458 --> 00:43:35,792 We didn't do any engagement at all. 554 00:43:35,875 --> 00:43:39,208 Bond with yourself, you got work to do. 555 00:43:50,083 --> 00:43:52,250 Hey. 556 00:44:46,500 --> 00:44:47,750 Check this out. 557 00:44:47,875 --> 00:44:50,792 Must be some Hollywood buff. 558 00:45:43,667 --> 00:45:47,708 Not bad, huh? - A cop never slips through the hood. 559 00:45:47,833 --> 00:45:53,667 why? It's not police procedure? -Scratch your clipboard paint. 560 00:45:58,292 --> 00:46:00,375 Nice. 561 00:46:02,417 --> 00:46:04,917 They can polish this shit. 562 00:46:05,042 --> 00:46:08,125 I'm trying detective - Take the exam? 563 00:46:08,208 --> 00:46:11,292 twice. Do you think you will never fail again? 564 00:46:11,417 --> 00:46:13,708 Now I work with Mitch Preston. 565 00:46:13,792 --> 00:46:18,792 Give me some advice, and I'll recommend you On how to look better on camera. 566 00:46:18,917 --> 00:46:23,667 Tips like what? -You wear plaids, like hunters. 567 00:46:23,875 --> 00:46:28,333 This ugly shit. Wear solid materials. You look thinner on camera. 568 00:46:28,417 --> 00:46:31,500 I'll keep that in mind. - Got any tips for me? 569 00:46:31,583 --> 00:46:35,667 Yeah, stay out of my way I won't shoot you 570 00:46:37,292 --> 00:46:39,417 What the hell is going on? 571 00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:44,292 Welcome to America's Window On your world 572 00:46:45,333 --> 00:46:46,417 What is this? 573 00:46:46,542 --> 00:46:50,667 We've made your workspace camera ready. - My work space? 574 00:46:50,750 --> 00:46:55,250 I think it embodies reality From an area within the city. 575 00:46:55,333 --> 00:46:57,792 Is this where you do your makeup? 576 00:46:57,917 --> 00:47:03,125 No, this is good, you should see it. Mitch, you have to see this. 577 00:47:03,208 --> 00:47:07,250 Look at your desk, it's very beautiful. -Is this my office? 578 00:47:07,375 --> 00:47:12,000 This is your office and this is yours, Mitch. We didn't change it. 579 00:47:12,083 --> 00:47:15,500 But this is sectarian. Good? 580 00:47:15,667 --> 00:47:17,875 Talk about anything you want. 581 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,833 You can talk about the job, each other... 582 00:47:20,917 --> 00:47:25,625 ...your sex life I mean, Only if you want. Directly on camera. 583 00:47:25,708 --> 00:47:30,000 No thank you. -You can put a pottery wheel there. 584 00:47:30,042 --> 00:47:33,542 Look, Mitch, this is part and parcel Part of the offer. 585 00:47:33,625 --> 00:47:37,333 You are obligated to spend Five minutes a day here. 586 00:47:37,500 --> 00:47:41,833 We have provided a chair. All you have to do is sit back and participate. 587 00:47:41,958 --> 00:47:45,083 partner? - Learn how to turn on your heart light. 588 00:47:45,208 --> 00:47:46,958 exactly. - Chase. 589 00:47:47,083 --> 00:47:49,667 Brad loves promo shots. 590 00:47:49,917 --> 00:47:54,750 But they need a catch phrase. - I got one.' 'I wish you were dead.' 591 00:47:54,875 --> 00:47:57,917 You need a catch phrase? I have understood. 592 00:47:58,750 --> 00:48:03,583 When I'm about to make a bust... - When did you make a statue? 593 00:48:03,708 --> 00:48:04,833 Don't tell me 594 00:48:04,917 --> 00:48:09,083 When I'm about to break down For a moment... 595 00:48:09,208 --> 00:48:15,042 ...I take three deep breaths and say Myself, “Okay, Trey, it's show time.” 596 00:48:15,167 --> 00:48:17,583 You said that? - This is stupidity. 597 00:48:17,667 --> 00:48:19,833 What's stupid about this? - Know what? 598 00:48:19,917 --> 00:48:22,083 Don't say it please. 599 00:48:22,250 --> 00:48:26,083 No, I have to say it, Mitch. 'show time.' Amazing thing. 600 00:48:26,208 --> 00:48:32,458 This could be our display name. - See? He's not stupid, he's perfect. 601 00:48:32,583 --> 00:48:34,792 Say it again to the camera. 602 00:48:34,875 --> 00:48:39,875 Do it again with the breath. Oh my God, you're normal 603 00:48:41,292 --> 00:48:43,375 It's show time. 604 00:48:57,208 --> 00:49:02,708 This is Harley Parley receiving calls Fan of the new Showtime series. 605 00:49:02,792 --> 00:49:06,875 Let's go to Pete from Idaho. You're on the air. 606 00:49:06,958 --> 00:49:10,250 I wanted to say to Mitch, I know how you feel. 607 00:49:10,333 --> 00:49:14,125 I mean, I got a lot of anger inside me too. 608 00:49:14,417 --> 00:49:17,708 I want to take my gun And hit everyone away. 609 00:49:17,833 --> 00:49:21,708 Thank you, Pete. Are you sure you're not calling from Waco? 610 00:49:21,792 --> 00:49:24,875 Let's go to the third line. Mandy, you're in. 611 00:49:24,958 --> 00:49:30,917 I just love me some Showtime. I'm your biggest fan. Trey is fine. 612 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,083 I can ride that. - What? 613 00:49:33,208 --> 00:49:35,000 Thank you, Mandy. 614 00:49:35,125 --> 00:49:38,667 I'm on Showtime. What do you do? 615 00:49:45,083 --> 00:49:47,167 You see. Marry me, Tree. 616 00:49:47,292 --> 00:49:49,542 Marry me, Tree. 617 00:49:51,750 --> 00:49:54,250 I'll be honest, you know 618 00:49:54,333 --> 00:49:58,375 إنه أمر طبيعي ، عندما تكون في This situation is disgusting... 619 00:49:58,458 --> 00:50:04,417 ...to think about what might have been ترغب في الحصول على شريك مختلف. 620 00:50:07,500 --> 00:50:10,583 مثل شخص ما كان أقرب إلى عمرك. 621 00:50:10,708 --> 00:50:13,750 الكاريزمية ، مع القليل من الذوق والقرف. 622 00:50:13,833 --> 00:50:17,208 You leave it with him, Have some fun. 623 00:50:18,958 --> 00:50:23,375 Lee and Wesley Snipes type. I know you won't get Wesley. 624 00:50:23,458 --> 00:50:26,458 I see Wesley Snipes types all the time. 625 00:50:26,542 --> 00:50:29,625 Me and a Wesley Snipes type? 626 00:50:29,875 --> 00:50:31,958 Can you imagine? 627 00:50:33,042 --> 00:50:35,125 Wesley Snipes type? 628 00:50:40,667 --> 00:50:43,917 Do you feel lucky, you idiot? huh? Do? 629 00:50:44,292 --> 00:50:49,708 Basically, I'm telling the whole show Slow down only half the win... 630 00:50:49,792 --> 00:50:54,333 I'm too old for this shit - ...So Mitch can keep up. 631 00:50:54,542 --> 00:50:58,042 لأنني أعمل I do free weights. 632 00:50:58,125 --> 00:50:59,917 Go! يجعل يومي. 633 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:03,458 I take care of mine. Mitch is not. 634 00:51:04,875 --> 00:51:08,625 This is it. I take care of mine وليس ميتش. 635 00:51:08,708 --> 00:51:12,000 Trey, look at this. Everything for you. 636 00:51:33,125 --> 00:51:36,750 تري ، أنا هنا - يو ، تري. 637 00:51:47,792 --> 00:51:49,875 Five minutes yet? 638 00:51:57,917 --> 00:52:00,000 It's show time. 639 00:52:22,958 --> 00:52:26,458 What are you looking for in Magnum? 640 00:52:27,917 --> 00:52:32,833 How can we not talk to him? - Because he sits in the district. 641 00:52:32,917 --> 00:52:36,375 prison. يمكن أن يكون هذا هو الحلقة القادمة. 642 00:52:36,458 --> 00:52:38,875 Forget it. I'm putting it there. 643 00:52:39,125 --> 00:52:41,958 انه الشخص الذي يعرف عن هذا السلاح 644 00:52:42,042 --> 00:52:45,333 لن يتحدث معي لقد حاولت بالفعل. 645 00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:47,833 He will talk to me. 646 00:52:47,958 --> 00:52:50,667 ما الذي يجعلك تعتقد أنه سوف يتحدث معك؟ 647 00:52:50,750 --> 00:52:53,583 I won't go in like a bulldog like you. 648 00:52:53,667 --> 00:52:57,833 I will talk. I'll be in character. - In character. 649 00:52:57,958 --> 00:53:01,250 This is good. You mean, like secrecy? 650 00:53:01,333 --> 00:53:07,333 القليل من الجرأة ، ألقي القبض عليه على حين غرة ، Let him think I'm someone else. 651 00:53:07,417 --> 00:53:10,750 character. What kind of personality? 652 00:53:11,417 --> 00:53:13,542 I don't know, I don't know. 653 00:53:16,250 --> 00:53:21,542 Repeat. How are you, man? أنا تري Sellers from Justice Channel. 654 00:53:21,583 --> 00:53:25,667 Have a seat please. أنت قوي؟ - indeed. 655 00:53:25,875 --> 00:53:30,875 شكرا لقدومك. Are you well? - I have not heard of Al-Adl Channel. 656 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:35,833 That's because we started While you're rotting here 657 00:53:35,917 --> 00:53:40,750 Justice Channel is dedicated to Shine a light on victims like you. 658 00:53:40,833 --> 00:53:45,750 He's got talent, Mitch, come on. -We're wasting our time. 659 00:53:45,833 --> 00:53:48,042 Is this a new shirt? 660 00:53:48,250 --> 00:53:51,000 Looks good. I like your solids. 661 00:53:51,083 --> 00:53:54,333 What is this shit about you that brought me out? 662 00:53:54,417 --> 00:53:59,917 Not for me, brother, the TV show. I host a show called Framed. 663 00:54:00,125 --> 00:54:03,708 Let me tell you about the show. We shine the spotlight on you. 664 00:54:03,875 --> 00:54:08,042 Put a light on your situation. Let people see you. 665 00:54:08,125 --> 00:54:12,750 Hopefully we will get roots The campaign has started and you graduate. 666 00:54:12,875 --> 00:54:16,042 I got three people. You can be number four. 667 00:54:16,125 --> 00:54:20,167 Like Mandela. -Similar. You are not noble 668 00:54:20,375 --> 00:54:23,625 You're not Nelson you're re. 669 00:54:23,792 --> 00:54:26,458 You are your own man. We want to ReRun out. 670 00:54:26,542 --> 00:54:28,917 Mind the Mandela shit too. 671 00:54:29,125 --> 00:54:31,375 Trey, I'll talk you through this. 672 00:54:31,500 --> 00:54:33,583 Not too loud. - say what? 673 00:54:33,625 --> 00:54:35,875 I wasn't loud. 674 00:54:36,042 --> 00:54:39,125 You don't have to speak very loudly. 675 00:54:39,333 --> 00:54:41,667 Shouldn't a lawyer be here? 676 00:54:41,750 --> 00:54:45,917 This is the wrong thing you can do. Let me explain something. 677 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:49,542 Search showed people You don't want to hear from lawyers 678 00:54:49,667 --> 00:54:52,917 They want to hear it Straight from your mouth. 679 00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:56,125 I got Johnny Cotran. No offense, bro. 680 00:54:56,167 --> 00:54:59,667 Cochran will get a response I'm not trying. 681 00:54:59,750 --> 00:55:02,958 I'm trying to get people to connect with you. 682 00:55:03,083 --> 00:55:06,083 If they saw Johnnie Cochran In a $1,000 suit... 683 00:55:06,208 --> 00:55:09,500 ...They won't get you out of prison. 684 00:55:09,583 --> 00:55:13,667 There are no cops here. Just you and me. Brother to brother. 685 00:55:13,750 --> 00:55:15,083 I am your brother. 686 00:55:15,250 --> 00:55:19,833 Slow down. Nice and easy. Still on the fence 687 00:55:20,250 --> 00:55:24,625 Okay. You and Lazy Boy I got this gun from someone. 688 00:55:24,750 --> 00:55:28,208 You work for the same person. Who do you work for? 689 00:55:28,292 --> 00:55:31,750 what the hell? What type of reporter are you? 690 00:55:31,875 --> 00:55:35,125 I'm not talking about the truth. - to retreat. 691 00:55:35,208 --> 00:55:39,750 I won't back down Until I find the truth. 692 00:55:40,625 --> 00:55:45,208 Brother, look at me. They are selling Your black ass is down the river. 693 00:55:45,292 --> 00:55:46,875 You say "ass" on TV? 694 00:55:46,958 --> 00:55:50,083 This is a cable. I can say whatever I want. 695 00:55:50,208 --> 00:55:52,458 Did they tell you to plead? 696 00:55:52,542 --> 00:55:54,458 Take the hit, is it time? 697 00:55:54,542 --> 00:55:57,333 That's what was said, right? 698 00:55:58,625 --> 00:56:00,708 indeed. 699 00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:03,292 See if you can get the name. 700 00:56:03,417 --> 00:56:04,958 It's time, ReRun. 701 00:56:05,083 --> 00:56:08,750 It's time to turn on the light Who is behind this? 702 00:56:08,792 --> 00:56:11,292 Who is the puppet master? 703 00:56:11,583 --> 00:56:14,125 What time are you doing? 704 00:56:14,333 --> 00:56:17,375 While you're here it smells like freedom 705 00:56:17,458 --> 00:56:19,708 And taste it. -What do you smell? 706 00:56:19,792 --> 00:56:23,875 Ass. - Ass and feet, tension and stress. 707 00:56:24,042 --> 00:56:28,667 Brother, this is not for you. Look at this camera right now. 708 00:56:28,792 --> 00:56:31,833 Make a connection. Look to the right in the lens. 709 00:56:31,958 --> 00:56:36,000 Say who you're supposed to be Here for you 710 00:56:36,125 --> 00:56:39,625 Look into the camera and say it. I'm with you. 711 00:56:39,750 --> 00:56:41,875 I'm here with you 712 00:56:42,958 --> 00:56:46,292 All the people out there in TV land... 713 00:56:46,375 --> 00:56:49,083 ...And mama, I'm coming soon... 714 00:56:49,208 --> 00:56:53,167 Your baby will be back soon, mama - Yes, actually. 715 00:56:53,333 --> 00:56:54,667 The culprit... 716 00:56:54,750 --> 00:56:56,542 You'll see mama soon 717 00:56:56,625 --> 00:57:01,042 ...This put me on the streets To do his dirty work... 718 00:57:01,208 --> 00:57:03,750 ...This shines on my freedom... 719 00:57:03,875 --> 00:57:05,375 Tell them. 720 00:57:05,500 --> 00:57:07,625 ...nothing else... 721 00:57:08,042 --> 00:57:10,583 This is an emotional moment. 722 00:57:10,583 --> 00:57:16,458 Get busy when I know a brother Ready to leave. I love him. 723 00:57:20,208 --> 00:57:22,292 ...from Vargas. 724 00:57:23,708 --> 00:57:25,792 Caesar Vargas. 725 00:57:25,833 --> 00:57:27,917 He said that. 726 00:57:28,125 --> 00:57:30,417 I hope you're watching, bitch 727 00:57:30,500 --> 00:57:33,292 Shit. - You did the right thing, brother. 728 00:57:33,375 --> 00:57:34,958 Find out where it is. 729 00:57:35,083 --> 00:57:36,958 You're going down, baby 730 00:57:37,083 --> 00:57:38,917 You make a connection. 731 00:57:39,042 --> 00:57:43,292 When people see this, They will go up. I can tell. 732 00:57:43,375 --> 00:57:47,125 Now, where will the man be? Like Vargas kick it? 733 00:57:47,875 --> 00:57:50,958 You're trying to get a brother killed... - Absolutely. 734 00:57:51,125 --> 00:57:54,542 I do this for the viewers. We are not pointing fingers. 735 00:57:54,667 --> 00:57:59,792 We'll say, "If you don't want to work In Vargas don't go to this place. 736 00:57:59,917 --> 00:58:06,333 Hanging with him, you end up In this place. That's how I got here 737 00:58:06,417 --> 00:58:08,583 Look at the camera. 738 00:58:08,750 --> 00:58:14,250 Think of the children, the children. Save the children, brother 739 00:58:14,333 --> 00:58:16,167 People... 740 00:58:16,250 --> 00:58:20,792 ...and kids in the land of TV and all Young children around the world... 741 00:58:20,917 --> 00:58:23,000 ...Don't be like me. 742 00:58:23,042 --> 00:58:26,958 And if you want to stay out of harm's way... 743 00:58:29,375 --> 00:58:33,125 ...Don't go to Club Cuba Loca in Figueroa. 744 00:58:33,250 --> 00:58:35,750 It's a bad place don't go 745 00:58:37,125 --> 00:58:38,333 He's just lucky 746 00:58:38,417 --> 00:58:43,125 Brother, you did the right thing. Don't feel well? 747 00:58:43,167 --> 00:58:45,958 We are in touch - A weight off my shoulders. 748 00:58:46,083 --> 00:58:49,542 You're walking, bitch Got a backup now. 749 00:58:49,583 --> 00:58:51,667 Hey, that's a wrap. 750 00:58:52,083 --> 00:58:54,417 indeed. Come on, Mitch 751 00:58:54,625 --> 00:58:58,042 Now it's time for us To get to my story. 752 00:58:58,125 --> 00:59:02,250 Born in a cornfield, Grandma was a stripper... 753 00:59:02,417 --> 00:59:06,333 Save it all for when you do The Oprah Winfrey Show. 754 00:59:06,500 --> 00:59:09,375 Yo, we're going to the club tonight. 755 00:59:28,750 --> 00:59:30,833 What now? 756 00:59:33,792 --> 00:59:35,875 Watch me. 757 00:59:40,167 --> 00:59:43,792 Is Mike on? Can you convert mike? 758 00:59:49,583 --> 00:59:53,625 Sorry to bother everyone. Is Mr. Vargas here? 759 00:59:55,625 --> 00:59:58,917 Anyone know where Mr. Vargas is? Mr. Vargas? 760 00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:01,500 Here is. Did you see how easy it was? 761 01:00:01,625 --> 01:00:04,250 Don't get up, we'll come to you. 762 01:00:04,333 --> 01:00:06,250 Sorry. Go on back... 763 01:00:06,333 --> 01:00:08,917 ...to live la vida loca. 764 01:00:09,792 --> 01:00:15,458 Sorry, I always wanted to do that. Be right, Mr. Vargas. 765 01:00:19,417 --> 01:00:21,042 Interesting approach. 766 01:00:21,167 --> 01:00:24,500 Just doing my part He's on this path. 767 01:00:35,708 --> 01:00:40,208 This cam button was a good idea - Yes, I told you 768 01:00:48,667 --> 01:00:50,583 Mr. Vargas? - Yes, actually. 769 01:00:50,708 --> 01:00:55,625 I'm Detective Preston, L.A.P.D. I would like to ask you some questions. 770 01:00:55,750 --> 01:00:58,292 I'm in the middle of dinner. 771 01:00:58,917 --> 01:01:04,417 I hope this doesn't spoil your appetite. -I got a strong stomach. 772 01:01:04,875 --> 01:01:09,125 Who is he? -One of your employees. Did you know that. 773 01:01:09,583 --> 01:01:13,792 A lot of people work with me. I don't know this man 774 01:01:13,958 --> 01:01:16,292 What about this man? 775 01:01:19,333 --> 01:01:21,417 What's his name? 776 01:01:26,458 --> 01:01:28,542 It's big... 777 01:01:28,542 --> 01:01:34,667 ...maybe big enough to go through Those bulletproof vests you wear. 778 01:01:35,042 --> 01:01:37,125 Am I right? 779 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:41,792 Bulletproof vest, huh? 780 01:01:42,167 --> 01:01:43,583 And you? 781 01:01:43,667 --> 01:01:48,750 You can't miss me. I'm across Street on the billboard. 782 01:01:49,750 --> 01:01:51,833 You're the TV cops. 783 01:01:51,958 --> 01:01:54,083 right. 784 01:01:54,292 --> 01:01:56,250 What's your line again? 785 01:01:56,333 --> 01:01:58,375 'It's show time.' 786 01:01:58,417 --> 01:02:00,875 It's show time. 787 01:02:02,167 --> 01:02:04,042 I told you it was good. 788 01:02:04,167 --> 01:02:06,917 See how funny this is once we arrest you. 789 01:02:07,042 --> 01:02:08,458 Then what? 790 01:02:08,542 --> 01:02:11,750 What will you do? Try me in the people's court? 791 01:02:11,875 --> 01:02:16,250 We'll be watching Your ass 24-7, slick. 792 01:02:18,083 --> 01:02:20,583 Are you going to arrest me? 793 01:02:21,375 --> 01:02:26,208 Because if you're not, get out. Or I have to call the real police. 794 01:02:26,333 --> 01:02:29,458 Hey, we're the real police. -You are sure. 795 01:02:29,542 --> 01:02:34,542 You don't think we're real cops? - I think you're a joke. 796 01:02:35,167 --> 01:02:37,958 Everything is fine. He can't touch me. 797 01:02:38,042 --> 01:02:43,625 Not this time, but next time I'll drag you out of here in handcuffs 798 01:02:44,833 --> 01:02:46,917 See, I told you. 799 01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:49,292 They are a joke. 800 01:02:49,750 --> 01:02:51,875 right? 801 01:03:01,042 --> 01:03:05,042 It's a joke - it's humor. It's a Showtime joke. - show time. 802 01:03:13,833 --> 01:03:15,917 This TV is great. 803 01:03:25,542 --> 01:03:30,125 We can take this car and meet the girls Who doesn't usually look at us. 804 01:03:30,208 --> 01:03:32,042 Yes, I will pass 805 01:03:32,167 --> 01:03:35,083 Should you go whip up some dinner plates? 806 01:03:35,167 --> 01:03:40,667 Why don't you stop the car? - Okay, I'll leave you alone. 807 01:03:47,042 --> 01:03:51,375 What is this, your photo and r sum? - These are my 8 in 10s. 808 01:03:51,458 --> 01:03:53,292 I just want to look 809 01:03:53,417 --> 01:03:56,667 All these special skills That should come in handy, huh? 810 01:03:56,792 --> 01:03:58,292 I never... 811 01:03:58,375 --> 01:04:00,458 ...did not meet... 812 01:04:00,583 --> 01:04:03,125 ...mime. Is this it? Mime? 813 01:04:03,333 --> 01:04:05,542 Yes, I'm dead. I'm dead. 814 01:04:05,875 --> 01:04:09,583 I'm curious about these movies: Ponzo beach party? 815 01:04:09,667 --> 01:04:14,958 Yes, it's a semi-independent film. Very low budget and semi independent. 816 01:04:15,042 --> 01:04:18,500 Planet Gorthon, 31 A.D.? 817 01:04:19,250 --> 01:04:23,708 kind of porn light, But I don't even want to go to that. 818 01:04:23,792 --> 01:04:27,042 Trying to go out to the village people? 819 01:04:27,833 --> 01:04:32,167 I'm adding pottery to that list. - Do not knock the pottery. 820 01:04:32,250 --> 01:04:37,542 Of all the things a man can do, Why would someone throw a bowl? 821 01:04:37,625 --> 01:04:41,417 If I told you, would you drop it? - Please tell me. 822 01:04:41,542 --> 01:04:46,833 My marriage counselor. My ex and I were On the rocks. She said get a hobby. 823 01:04:46,917 --> 01:04:49,250 And that's it? - This is it. 824 01:04:49,292 --> 01:04:51,583 Why are you so crappy at that? 825 01:04:51,708 --> 01:04:55,667 It's like you and work. I didn't take it seriously. 826 01:04:55,750 --> 01:04:58,625 can i ask you something - indeed. 827 01:04:58,750 --> 01:05:01,500 Why become a cop, anyway? 828 01:05:01,667 --> 01:05:06,500 Because I was a shitty waiter. - You mean you were better at acting? 829 01:05:06,625 --> 01:05:12,458 You were an excellent representation. Still. Would you like to see my skills? 830 01:05:12,542 --> 01:05:14,958 I got the car. Don't worry 831 01:05:15,417 --> 01:05:18,833 see? Now my face is against the glass. 832 01:05:20,458 --> 01:05:22,625 You can convert words too. watch. 833 01:05:22,750 --> 01:05:25,417 Damn you - Okay. 834 01:05:25,833 --> 01:05:28,000 I'm impressed. The timing for this version was modified by (Ibrahim Qazi) 835 01:05:28,958 --> 01:05:31,333 There is a glass wall here 836 01:05:39,208 --> 01:05:40,667 Thanks for the tour. 837 01:05:40,792 --> 01:05:45,500 وصلنا إلى السندات ، لا تظن؟ - No, not really. 838 01:05:46,292 --> 01:05:48,083 Uh oh. 839 01:05:48,167 --> 01:05:51,167 What? - I don't leave my lights on. 840 01:05:58,667 --> 01:06:00,125 a surprise. 841 01:06:00,250 --> 01:06:01,750 What did you do? 842 01:06:01,875 --> 01:06:04,708 You don't like her? - No, I don't. 843 01:06:05,417 --> 01:06:08,625 أخبر دون جونسون وجدنا شقته. 844 01:06:08,708 --> 01:06:12,792 I don't know what you're thinking I want it back now. 845 01:06:12,917 --> 01:06:15,250 Okay, Mitch. Just relax, okay? 846 01:06:15,375 --> 01:06:19,333 We did not touch the pottery. We offer you sex appeal. 847 01:06:19,417 --> 01:06:22,458 Looks like a gay porn star lives here. 848 01:06:22,542 --> 01:06:24,792 And here, here. 849 01:06:24,917 --> 01:06:26,208 to stop. 850 01:06:26,333 --> 01:06:29,833 You cannot change the location Without my permission. 851 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:33,667 You have no right. Get this dog. 852 01:06:34,042 --> 01:06:35,667 powder for you. 853 01:06:35,750 --> 01:06:38,708 My? I don't want a dog What is this? 854 01:06:38,833 --> 01:06:41,958 He used to be a medicine man in the K-9 unit. 855 01:06:42,042 --> 01:06:43,750 He's like an addict. 856 01:06:43,833 --> 01:06:48,917 Makes you seem sympathetic. - The doghouse won't make him sympathetic. 857 01:06:49,042 --> 01:06:52,042 Wanna be empathetic? Put my material back 858 01:06:52,167 --> 01:06:55,958 I would be sympathetic. Until then, I won't be. 859 01:06:56,458 --> 01:06:59,833 How can you say no to this face, Mitch? 860 01:07:01,167 --> 01:07:04,208 I can say no easily. No, powder. Get out. 861 01:07:04,292 --> 01:07:06,042 Don't be like that. 862 01:07:06,125 --> 01:07:07,625 He's just a dog, man 863 01:07:07,708 --> 01:07:10,917 Come here, powder. You are a good boy. 864 01:07:12,708 --> 01:07:13,958 Shit. 865 01:07:14,083 --> 01:07:16,917 Maybe Mitch is right. Get rid of the dog. 866 01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:19,667 I don't know, I don't know. I love his antics. 867 01:07:19,833 --> 01:07:21,917 Watch your ass, powder. 868 01:07:43,875 --> 01:07:45,917 Good. a movement. 869 01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:57,667 Submit, this is armor 323... 870 01:08:06,458 --> 01:08:08,542 Go. Go. 871 01:08:27,167 --> 01:08:29,208 Go. 872 01:08:55,792 --> 01:08:58,708 This is Showtime One. We are on it. 873 01:09:13,042 --> 01:09:14,417 Good. 874 01:09:14,500 --> 01:09:17,500 Annie, get the plate. Julio, go 875 01:09:26,917 --> 01:09:29,250 This is definitely your gun 876 01:09:30,375 --> 01:09:32,458 Watch this. 877 01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:14,125 Hey. Hey. 878 01:10:16,333 --> 01:10:19,042 Let's go. - a movement. 879 01:11:33,792 --> 01:11:35,875 the curse. We lost the picture. 880 01:11:45,292 --> 01:11:47,375 Slow down. 881 01:12:24,708 --> 01:12:26,042 Here is. 882 01:12:26,125 --> 01:12:28,208 I got it. 883 01:12:35,125 --> 01:12:37,208 Incoming. - Watch this. 884 01:12:48,417 --> 01:12:50,542 Did you get this? - indeed. 885 01:12:54,667 --> 01:12:56,208 Jumping. 886 01:12:56,333 --> 01:12:58,417 Jumping. Jumping. 887 01:12:58,500 --> 01:13:00,667 You gotta jump. now. 888 01:13:00,875 --> 01:13:02,958 Come on, Mitch - Do it. 889 01:13:21,750 --> 01:13:24,625 Now that was some good jumping jacks. 890 01:13:24,792 --> 01:13:26,583 You all right? 891 01:13:26,750 --> 01:13:28,292 Are you well? 892 01:13:28,333 --> 01:13:31,417 I think two drops of pee came out. 893 01:13:36,125 --> 01:13:40,792 You're out of the show, Sellars. I was busted for patrolling. 894 01:13:50,708 --> 01:13:52,667 Showtime is over. 895 01:13:52,750 --> 01:13:55,000 We are screwed 896 01:13:55,875 --> 01:13:58,958 See you back on the strip, Topshop. 897 01:14:02,750 --> 01:14:06,292 Being a police officer is not What you see on TV. 898 01:14:06,375 --> 01:14:09,417 I've never seen you do anything like this. 899 01:14:09,500 --> 01:14:12,542 Your talent status puts this city in danger. 900 01:14:12,708 --> 01:14:15,125 I expect that from Trey, not you. 901 01:14:15,208 --> 01:14:17,333 It just escalated. 902 01:14:17,542 --> 01:14:22,458 Mitch, it's over, it's over. The boss is pulling the plug on the show. 903 01:14:22,542 --> 01:14:27,667 Good. Now I can go back to work. - No, you can't. You are out of the case 904 01:14:27,750 --> 01:14:30,583 What? - PR is a heart attack. 905 01:14:30,667 --> 01:14:33,667 This is worse than When I shot the camera. 906 01:14:33,750 --> 01:14:37,542 If Vargas gets more weapons, We will be worse off 907 01:14:37,625 --> 01:14:42,750 You blew it I relieve you of Duty, pending investigation. 908 01:14:42,875 --> 01:14:47,792 What do you want me to move? My gun and my badge? Ben, come on. 909 01:14:47,917 --> 01:14:51,792 I just want you to come home Until this storm settles. 910 01:14:51,917 --> 01:14:54,333 What am I supposed to do at home? 911 01:14:54,458 --> 01:14:57,833 I don't know, I don't know. Read a book. Watch some TV. 912 01:14:57,958 --> 01:15:00,542 Do your pottery projects. 913 01:15:05,167 --> 01:15:07,250 What? 914 01:15:07,792 --> 01:15:09,875 What? 915 01:15:10,250 --> 01:15:12,833 He touches the camera. 916 01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:16,000 There's a lens in those eyes. 917 01:15:16,125 --> 01:15:17,250 My woodpecker? 918 01:15:17,333 --> 01:15:20,417 Don't break it - I said no cameras. 919 01:15:21,417 --> 01:15:24,458 I hope you got all of this. Do you hear me? 920 01:15:24,583 --> 01:15:26,667 Hope you got everything done. 921 01:15:27,958 --> 01:15:30,250 He broke it. 922 01:15:32,375 --> 01:15:34,250 I'll get you another one 923 01:15:34,375 --> 01:15:38,417 Talk to him. He has problems. He hates cameras. 924 01:15:56,750 --> 01:15:59,750 We're here to take the dog. - The dog stays. 925 01:15:59,875 --> 01:16:00,875 We have orders. 926 01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:05,500 He's a police officer. Touch him and I'll shoot you. 927 01:16:10,667 --> 01:16:12,500 Go! Go! Go. 928 01:16:12,625 --> 01:16:15,375 Good boy, powder. Good boy. 929 01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:18,917 No one will take you away. 930 01:16:19,042 --> 01:16:23,250 Try, forget Showtime. We'll do our own cop show. 931 01:16:23,333 --> 01:16:27,083 I got a treatment that worked In my head. Check it out. 932 01:16:27,208 --> 01:16:29,792 You're Nick Load, and I'm John Locke. 933 01:16:29,875 --> 01:16:32,167 Nick who? - Nick the lamb. 934 01:16:32,417 --> 01:16:36,917 You nick download. I am John Locke Together, we lock and load. 935 01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:40,667 We're the bad bike cops On Venice Beach. 936 01:16:40,750 --> 01:16:43,042 Is this hot shit, or what? 937 01:16:43,292 --> 01:16:46,583 Listen, George Clooney had 18 failed offers... 938 01:16:46,667 --> 01:16:50,208 ...before he hit the big time with the ER. So you see? 939 01:16:51,083 --> 01:16:54,792 I don't want to be the guy Put a caution tape on. 940 01:16:54,917 --> 01:16:57,250 I was feeling this detective thing. 941 01:16:57,333 --> 01:17:01,250 Listen, you have a temperature On to your acting career now. 942 01:17:01,375 --> 01:17:06,750 If you don't hit while ironing It's hot, it'll pass you by. 943 01:17:06,750 --> 01:17:11,667 whatever. I'll go see This is the final episode of Showtime. 944 01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:22,875 You had your food. Nothing for you. 945 01:17:23,875 --> 01:17:27,792 You're out of the show, Sellars. I was busted for patrolling. 946 01:17:27,917 --> 01:17:31,167 What happens to Mitch? - He has been relieved of duty. 947 01:17:31,292 --> 01:17:35,542 Mitch is my partner. He's the only person I can count on. 948 01:17:35,667 --> 01:17:38,875 Not my family, not my friends. Only him. 949 01:17:38,958 --> 01:17:42,792 That's nice, Sellars What do you want me to do? 950 01:17:42,917 --> 01:17:48,167 If he feels good, I should be. -If you want it, you are also comfortable. 951 01:17:48,250 --> 01:17:50,375 Good. 952 01:17:50,833 --> 01:17:53,542 I'm relieved, then. - Good. 953 01:17:53,708 --> 01:17:57,042 You want my gun and my badge? - Get out of here. 954 01:17:57,167 --> 01:17:59,250 Good. 955 01:18:11,500 --> 01:18:15,375 Who is this? - Me, Mitch. 956 01:18:15,583 --> 01:18:17,292 What do you want? 957 01:18:17,375 --> 01:18:22,542 Are you watching the show? - No, I'm not. It's ancient history. 958 01:18:22,625 --> 01:18:26,250 New day, new way. - Me too. I eat a TV dinner 959 01:18:26,417 --> 01:18:31,750 So what's the matter? - I just, you know... 960 01:18:31,958 --> 01:18:34,458 I wanted to tell you that... 961 01:18:35,292 --> 01:18:39,542 ...What you did was beautiful Something to prepare and... 962 01:18:39,917 --> 01:18:43,792 ...If you take this forensic test, I'm there for you. 963 01:18:43,917 --> 01:18:46,333 Whatever the questions, I will be here 964 01:18:46,417 --> 01:18:51,208 I'll make a great detective? - You've made the detective just fine. 965 01:18:51,333 --> 01:18:54,625 Let me get this device of my own. - I'll hang up. 966 01:18:54,708 --> 01:18:56,125 No. Quick question. 967 01:18:56,250 --> 01:19:01,375 Could you make me a pair of these? Shitty ass cups that you make? 968 01:19:01,500 --> 01:19:05,000 You must be kidding - Relax. I'm just kidding, man 969 01:19:05,083 --> 01:19:07,208 No, nothing on offer. 970 01:19:07,292 --> 01:19:10,083 So you're watching the show. - indeed. 971 01:19:10,167 --> 01:19:14,750 Me too. What did you see? Charlie Hertz, a ballistics expert. 972 01:19:14,875 --> 01:19:19,792 This guy is beyond lazy boy. - Yes, but I have to see him again. 973 01:19:19,917 --> 01:19:23,250 Don't worry, I'm recording it. I record them all. 974 01:19:23,333 --> 01:19:27,833 Why wasn't I surprised? - Let me tell this thing. 975 01:19:31,292 --> 01:19:33,500 It's Charlie Hertz. - that it? 976 01:19:33,583 --> 01:19:38,042 Sure enough it is him. -What is he doing with Vargas? 977 01:20:01,792 --> 01:20:03,833 Where are the lights? 978 01:20:08,625 --> 01:20:11,542 We definitely found our gunsmith. 979 01:20:12,292 --> 01:20:15,167 This is definitely his workshop. 980 01:20:15,375 --> 01:20:17,500 Look at all this shit 981 01:20:17,833 --> 01:20:21,917 What happened to the days? When people only grew pot? 982 01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:25,125 What about the star - 69 his last call? 983 01:20:25,708 --> 01:20:28,167 King car rental May I help you? 984 01:20:28,292 --> 01:20:30,875 This is Detective Mitch Preston... 985 01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:34,292 You mean Mitch Preston? One on Showtime? 986 01:20:34,417 --> 01:20:36,667 This is me. - Oh, my God. 987 01:20:37,125 --> 01:20:41,875 Calm down, we need some Information about the truck. 988 01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:46,500 Did you rent one to Charles Hertz? - I'll just check, my dear. 989 01:20:46,583 --> 01:20:49,417 Mr. Hertz picked one up this morning. 990 01:20:49,500 --> 01:20:54,667 Was there a tracking device on it? - Yes, Mitch, he was there. 991 01:20:54,750 --> 01:20:57,292 Do you see with you? Can I talk to him? 992 01:20:57,375 --> 01:20:58,958 Certainly here. 993 01:20:59,083 --> 01:21:01,625 Do you see? Is this Trey? - indeed. 994 01:21:01,792 --> 01:21:04,167 I love you, my dear. Say "Showtime." 995 01:21:04,250 --> 01:21:06,750 It's show time. This bitch is crazy 996 01:21:06,875 --> 01:21:11,083 Well all right. Good-bye. See how popular I am? 997 01:21:14,375 --> 01:21:15,708 Ok thanks. 998 01:21:15,792 --> 01:21:18,750 We got hit on the truck In Bonaventure. 999 01:21:18,833 --> 01:21:21,208 What's going on here? - Gun show. 1000 01:21:38,375 --> 01:21:40,458 Nice guns. 1001 01:21:40,625 --> 01:21:42,708 Come here. 1002 01:21:43,375 --> 01:21:45,458 He's fine. 1003 01:22:10,417 --> 01:22:13,042 Thanks for the call. - Looking for screenshots? 1004 01:22:13,125 --> 01:22:15,542 Here are the printouts. good luck. 1005 01:22:15,625 --> 01:22:17,250 I went out on a limb. 1006 01:22:17,375 --> 01:22:22,000 I want to help. Plus I need End of conclusion. 1007 01:22:29,458 --> 01:22:31,542 Sorry. 1008 01:22:31,667 --> 01:22:33,125 Hello, Venice lovers. 1009 01:22:33,208 --> 01:22:38,000 My name is Chase Renzi From the hit Showtime series. 1010 01:22:39,958 --> 01:22:42,833 This is so sweet, so sweet. 1011 01:22:42,917 --> 01:22:45,708 I'm here because we need your help. 1012 01:22:45,792 --> 01:22:49,208 We believe these two guys In the building. 1013 01:22:49,292 --> 01:22:53,000 They are armed and very dangerous. 1014 01:22:53,542 --> 01:22:55,625 what the hell? 1015 01:22:55,708 --> 01:22:57,750 There they are. 1016 01:23:04,833 --> 01:23:06,917 Vargas. 1017 01:23:22,667 --> 01:23:24,792 Don't move 1018 01:23:30,375 --> 01:23:32,708 Oh shit. 1019 01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:40,083 Mitch. 1020 01:23:49,875 --> 01:23:51,125 Guys, wait 1021 01:23:51,208 --> 01:23:55,750 I received this. -Ghost 3, Bonaventure Hotel. 1022 01:23:56,750 --> 01:24:00,292 Why don't I go up and Make a nice list of demands? 1023 01:24:00,375 --> 01:24:02,458 I can help you here. 1024 01:24:21,167 --> 01:24:25,792 Enter. - Just take it easy, all right? easy. 1025 01:24:33,000 --> 01:24:35,125 Vargas? There's no way out. 1026 01:24:35,208 --> 01:24:36,917 I have a list of demands. 1027 01:24:37,042 --> 01:24:39,708 Let us know what they are. 1028 01:24:39,792 --> 01:24:43,167 Good. But first, your move Weapons are here. 1029 01:24:43,292 --> 01:24:46,417 What did you say? - I don't know, I don't know. What? 1030 01:24:46,500 --> 01:24:48,333 Move your weapons here. 1031 01:24:48,458 --> 01:24:50,583 What? - What did he want you to say? 1032 01:24:50,792 --> 01:24:53,375 You don't understand English? 1033 01:24:53,458 --> 01:24:55,083 Slide into your arms. 1034 01:24:55,208 --> 01:24:58,333 Put down the weapons. He's fine. I got a backup. 1035 01:24:58,417 --> 01:25:01,375 I am waiting. I have to change the tape 1036 01:25:04,958 --> 01:25:08,792 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? - Yes, I am. 1037 01:25:10,708 --> 01:25:13,708 What do you do? - silent. 1038 01:25:13,875 --> 01:25:15,042 Mitch, no. 1039 01:25:15,208 --> 01:25:17,750 Did you hear me? - I am waiting. 1040 01:25:17,958 --> 01:25:20,042 Don't do this man. 1041 01:25:21,167 --> 01:25:22,667 I have demands 1042 01:25:22,750 --> 01:25:26,750 See those news choppers over there? We're hooked on living. 1043 01:25:26,833 --> 01:25:32,625 We even have a photographer here You can tell the world whatever you want. 1044 01:25:32,708 --> 01:25:36,125 Good. Throw in your weapons. 1045 01:25:36,333 --> 01:25:38,417 Here they come. 1046 01:25:49,417 --> 01:25:51,500 ready? 1047 01:25:54,500 --> 01:25:56,250 There are cannons. 1048 01:25:56,333 --> 01:25:58,208 Stay here. - easy. 1049 01:25:58,333 --> 01:26:00,917 Stay here. - Good. Take it easy. 1050 01:26:01,083 --> 01:26:03,875 Where is the photographer? - He's afraid. 1051 01:26:03,958 --> 01:26:07,917 We don't want to put him in danger, So he will be filming 1052 01:26:08,042 --> 01:26:09,292 I will do it. 1053 01:26:09,375 --> 01:26:11,958 Have you ever been in television before? 1054 01:26:12,667 --> 01:26:16,083 It's very simple. Look at the red light. 1055 01:26:16,292 --> 01:26:19,500 Tell people what's on your mind. 1056 01:26:20,375 --> 01:26:22,583 You got him all lined up? 1057 01:26:23,583 --> 01:26:25,875 indeed. Let's shoot. 1058 01:26:26,375 --> 01:26:30,042 Good. Good. It's show time. 1059 01:27:02,208 --> 01:27:04,292 Are you well? 1060 01:27:11,708 --> 01:27:13,833 Mitch? 1061 01:27:32,500 --> 01:27:35,333 You see. Where are you? - here. 1062 01:27:39,042 --> 01:27:41,583 What do you do? - I am waiting. 1063 01:27:47,208 --> 01:27:49,292 Oh, my God. 1064 01:28:01,542 --> 01:28:06,000 Now it's your turn to smile for the cameras. 1065 01:28:10,250 --> 01:28:15,542 Get this camera out of here - Keep that camera in place. 1066 01:28:31,583 --> 01:28:34,833 Annie, you handle it, girl. 1067 01:28:35,750 --> 01:28:39,208 What happens with the new recruits? 1068 01:28:39,333 --> 01:28:42,625 I'm tired of your voice. You are on your last nerve 1069 01:28:42,708 --> 01:28:46,500 They are not the association. - They don't have our chemistry. 1070 01:28:46,583 --> 01:28:51,417 That's why you should To guest star in the next episode. 1071 01:28:51,500 --> 01:28:53,917 Not in millions of years. - This is correct. 1072 01:28:54,042 --> 01:28:57,792 I know, and believe me, I'm working on it. 1073 01:28:59,458 --> 01:29:01,125 See you at 8, Mitch. 1074 01:29:01,208 --> 01:29:06,792 Look what you get. What do I get? nothing. I'm going to work. 1075 01:29:07,750 --> 01:29:11,667 I made something for you To pass the verified exam. 1076 01:29:11,750 --> 01:29:14,500 That's nice of you to do that. 1077 01:29:17,792 --> 01:29:20,250 Mitch, that's nice. 1078 01:29:21,458 --> 01:29:23,375 What is this? 1079 01:29:23,500 --> 01:29:28,792 What is this? It's a loose change dish. - Of course it's a loose change plate. 1080 01:29:28,958 --> 01:29:32,917 I have never seen this level of Crafts since kindergarten. 1081 01:29:33,083 --> 01:29:35,083 It's appreciated, partner. 1082 01:29:35,208 --> 01:29:39,625 Detectives, your suspect is waiting. - Be right with you. 1083 01:29:39,708 --> 01:29:43,083 "Detective Sellars." It has a nice ring to it. 1084 01:29:43,250 --> 01:29:46,083 Come on, Top Cop, it's show time. 1085 01:29:47,333 --> 01:29:50,125 Welcome. I'm Detective Mitch Preston. 1086 01:29:50,417 --> 01:29:52,500 no. 1087 01:29:52,750 --> 01:29:54,833 I'm sorry, I can't... 1088 01:29:55,792 --> 01:29:57,875 Book 'em, Dano. 1089 01:30:01,458 --> 01:30:03,583 I'm sorry. 1090 01:30:04,125 --> 01:30:07,500 This stamp is Preston It must come to life. 1091 01:30:07,667 --> 01:30:09,958 He doesn't have any balls. 1092 01:30:10,000 --> 01:30:11,708 Well, he has balls. 1093 01:30:11,833 --> 01:30:15,167 They will come out Bada bing, bada pom balls. 1094 01:30:15,250 --> 01:30:17,375 Do you feel lucky, you idiot? 1095 01:30:18,125 --> 01:30:20,208 Who said this? 1096 01:30:21,167 --> 01:30:24,667 I know you know, Mitch. You will see this... 1097 01:30:24,792 --> 01:30:27,333 Get this camera out of here 1098 01:30:28,667 --> 01:30:31,458 Can you come a little closer? 1099 01:30:31,750 --> 01:30:34,667 I'm sorry, I did the wrong thing 1100 01:30:41,792 --> 01:30:47,208 Take me out on warning tape, Wrap me in caution tape, top cop? 1101 01:30:47,292 --> 01:30:50,542 You don't think we... - Say it in Ebonic. 1102 01:30:50,625 --> 01:30:51,833 I'm tired. 1103 01:30:51,917 --> 01:30:54,042 Who are you? - I'm Annie. 1104 01:30:54,167 --> 01:30:56,917 Do you need a daddy? yes or no? 1105 01:30:58,833 --> 01:31:01,833 "Hey Bill." This is what I get now. 1106 01:31:02,000 --> 01:31:05,167 It used to be, "Oh, yeah." Now it's "Oh, Bill." 1107 01:31:05,292 --> 01:31:07,375 It's show time. 1108 01:31:07,583 --> 01:31:09,167 It's show time. 1109 01:31:09,292 --> 01:31:11,750 Get this camera out of here